1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,303 2 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,201 [Bell Ringing] 3 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,848 [Whistle Blowing] 4 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,487 [Beeping] 5 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,960 6 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:35,534 [Tires Screeching] 7 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:38,803 D'oh! [Screams] 8 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,751 [Tie Snaps] 9 00:00:57,857 --> 00:01:01,987 Look, honey, I clipped on my tie all by myself. 10 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:04,290 And you look as handsome as the day we were married. 11 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:07,298 Oh. Happy anniversary, Marge. 12 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:14,129 Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral. 13 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,370 - You mean Frank Grimes? - Yeah, him. Whatever happened to that guy? 14 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:22,107 - [Both Grunting] - [Laughs] 15 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:24,342 - What are you doing? - Playing Hot Wheels. 16 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,919 Ow! That had a guide pin in it. 17 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:30,478 What happened to Grampa? He was supposed to babysit. 18 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:34,856 Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king. 19 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:37,589 I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders. 20 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:39,892 There you go with that smart mouth! 21 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:42,126 Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch. 22 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,135 Yes, sir! 23 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:47,206 I'll guess we'll have to take the kids with us to dinner. 24 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,639 - [Both] Yea! - But, Marge... 25 00:01:49,742 --> 00:01:53,109 The Gilded Truffle is an intimate, elegant place. 26 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:56,774 Boring! I'll take you to a place that's really romantic. 27 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,579 [Buzzing] 28 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,620 [Children Chattering, Laughing] 29 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:03,951 [Both] Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad. 30 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,082 D'oh! 31 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:10,959 [Screaming] 32 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:13,794 [Man Over R.A.] Okay, folks, this is your pilot speaking. 33 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,425 If you'll look to the left side of the aircraft... 34 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,130 you'll see Homer and Marge "Sampson"... 35 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:22,731 who are celebrating with us today their 11 th air-niversary. 36 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:26,300 [Chuckles] So hang on, while we dip our wings... 37 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,505 to this happy couple. 38 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,106 [All Shouting] 39 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:34,050 Hey, Jose, easy up, huh? 40 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,850 Sorry. We were only hired to park cars. 41 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:41,359 - Wow! This is the best anniversary ever! - [Gasps] 42 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,395 [Moans] 43 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:58,571 Well, maybe our next anniversary will be more romantic. 44 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,314 Aw, look, Homie, our wedding cake. 45 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:08,285 You mean there's been cake in our freezer for 11 years? Why was I not informed? 46 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:11,255 [Marge] Look at this little plastic couple. 47 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,348 Hmm, so full ofhopes... 48 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:17,054 potential, dreams for the future. 49 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:21,793 Hey, Marge, wouldn't it be weird if they had little parties at night? 50 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:24,529 Wee little parties? 51 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:26,935 I'm going to bed. 52 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:31,368 Gotcha! Oh. 53 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:35,345 Another super year with a super lady. Good night, honey. 54 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:37,416 Good night, Homie. 55 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:44,113 You know, uh, it is a special occasion. 56 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,990 Yeah. We probably should... 57 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:51,291 you know, "rock the casbah." 58 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:54,924 Yeah, it seems like the thing to do. 59 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:58,697 - So, are you gonna- - Oh. Did you want me to? 60 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,069 Oh, no. No, I'm the guy. I'm supposed to- 61 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,574 No, no, no. I have my part in this too. 62 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:06,509 I know, but let me get you started first. 63 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,513 All right, how's that? 64 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:11,812 - Homie, you got your elbow in- - Oh, sorry. 65 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:15,581 - Hmm. Ow! Ow, ow, ow! - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 66 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:18,088 - [Marge] Do you want me to- - No, don't do that. 67 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,751 - Well, we used to do- - I know, but I don't like it. [Sighs] 68 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:24,057 - [Sighs] - [Barks] 69 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:27,098 - Look who's here! - Ooh, who's a good boy? 70 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:31,068 - He's the best boy! - Oh, yes, he is! Yes, he is! 71 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:33,866 - [Barks] - [Both Sigh] 72 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:39,743 Hey, Marge, wasrt that great when the dog came in here? 73 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:44,180 - Oh, yeah! He's really special! - I love that dog. 74 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,082 - I love him too. Good night. - Good night. 75 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:49,654 [Whistling] 76 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:53,021 Whoops! [Moaning] 77 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,357 Hmm, that's queer. [Groans] 78 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,293 Homer, don't look! 79 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:00,764 What? Aaah! The food! 80 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,968 [Whimpering] 81 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:08,598 Why did this happen? Why? [Sobbing] 82 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:11,268 Someone left the freezer door open and the motor burned out. 83 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:14,039 - We can get a new one. - Okay. 84 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,707 It was just the shock of seeing all that food on the floor. 85 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,876 Plus, I'd just fallen on my back, which hurt more than I let on. 86 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,352 [Marge] When we got married... 87 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:25,447 is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? 88 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:28,994 Driving out to the boondocks to trade in a refrigerator motor? 89 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:31,086 Eh, I never thought I'd live this long. 90 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,859 [Man Over Radio] Folks, is your marriage stuck in a rut? 91 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:38,096 Can you even remember the last time you felt the thrill of romance? 92 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:41,071 Well, maybe you need... a divorce! 93 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,938 - [Gong Clangs] - 94 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:48,104 Call the divorce specialists now for a consultation and free tote bag. 95 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,580 Ooh, there's the turn! 96 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:54,346 - [Tires Screeching] - Oh! Oh, easy! 97 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,158 I'll get us out of this, honey. 98 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:01,818 It's just gonna take a whole lot of floorir. 99 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,829 [Engine Revving] 100 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:14,528 - Hmm. - Homer! 101 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:20,169 And that's why today bananas are called "yellow fatty beans." 102 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:23,214 - Questions? - When are Mom and Dad coming back? 103 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:27,218 Bored, are ya? Lisa, go cut me a switch. 104 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,983 Oh! There's gotta be something to do around here. 105 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:34,548 - Hey, are they pulling the plug on anybody today? - Nope, everybody's paid up. 106 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:37,288 What a weird looking vacuum cleaner. 107 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:41,458 What, are you simple? That's my old mine detector from the war. 108 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:44,627 It was my job to clear the roads of enemy explosives. 109 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,705 [Detector Beeping] 110 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:59,143 And that's how I earned the Iron Cross. 111 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,312 - Can we borrow this, Grampa? - Sure. She still works. 112 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,516 - [Beeping] - That's my brass knee. Steel hip. 113 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,525 - [Beeping] - That one's news to me. 114 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:12,459 When you think about it, mud is nothing but wet dirt. 115 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:15,227 - I hope that farmhouse has a phone. - [Thunder Rumbling] 116 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:17,199 Oh! 117 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,639 - [Both Gasp] - Quick! The barn! 118 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:24,676 [Thunderclaps Continue] 119 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,836 [Grunting] 120 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,914 - [Rounding] - [Cackling] 121 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,379 [Panting] Safe at last. 122 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:39,447 Shh. We're trespassing. And some of these farmers have pitchforks. 123 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:43,586 Hey, Teresa, Steve. Now who let you out? 124 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,630 Looks like we got us some intruders. 125 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:52,533 - [Rounding] - Who's in there? 126 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,801 - [Both Gasp] - [Grunts] 127 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:59,139 If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass forkir! 128 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:11,321 Huh. Well, maybe they're in the media room. 129 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:14,988 [Both Panting] 130 00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:19,053 - That was close. - Very close. 131 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,666 [Lowing] 132 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:39,816 - [Motor Running] - Oh, my hero! 133 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,080 At your service, milady. 134 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:46,686 - Cara mia. - [Laughing] 135 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:50,592 - Hey, public display! - Yeah, what's with the love thang? 136 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:54,530 Let's just say the country air did us good. 137 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,194 [TVAudience] Whoo! 138 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,828 Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on. 139 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,930 [TVAudience] Whoa-oh! 140 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:06,778 - What are we looking for anyway? - Pirate booty. What else? 141 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,378 Argh! Now we bury the treasure. 142 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:15,545 Uh, Captain? Captain? I know we usually bury the treasure... 143 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:19,386 but what if this time we use it to buy things? 144 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:23,019 You know, things we like. [Grunts] 145 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:29,390 Argh. We'll dig up the treasure in seven yar. 146 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:32,198 I've drawn a map on this cracker... 147 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,138 which Polly will hold for safekeepir. 148 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,477 So, you see, there's treasure everywhere. 149 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,241 - [Beeping] - Hmm. 150 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,908 [Grunting] 151 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:47,952 Okay, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons are mine... 152 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,954 snuff boxes and cameos are yours. 153 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,956 Now, as for wands and scepters- 154 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,720 - It's a bottle cap. - Jewel-encrusted? 155 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,660 [Whistle Blowing] 156 00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:01,529 - Hey, Homer, see you at Moe's? - He put new electrical tape on the cushions. 157 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:05,263 Sorry, guys. Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed-and-breakfast. 158 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:09,068 - Oh, trying to jump-start the old marriage, huh? - Can I come? 159 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:12,372 Nah, it'd just be awkward, what with the sex and all. 160 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:16,312 Yeah, I always figured Marge would be a dynamo in the sack, you know? 161 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:19,350 Oh, boy, she's got legs from here to ya-ya! 162 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:24,554 - How do you do, ma'am? - Hope this evening finds you well. 163 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,125 Oh, knock it off, you perverts. 164 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:30,889 [Homer] Now they did say bed and breakfast, right? 165 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,898 Oh, isn't it romantic? 166 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,367 Doilies and cozies as far as the eye can see. 167 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,132 If there's anything more exquisite... 168 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:43,003 than Queen Anne's lace, I haven't found it. 169 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:47,273 - Big enough for two. - [Growls] 170 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:51,146 Are you ready to rock? 'Cause here we go. 171 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:55,777 Should we get started? 172 00:10:55,888 --> 00:11:00,120 Um, eh, no time like the present. 173 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:03,195 Hmm, something's not right. 174 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:06,128 Does this bed feel lumpy to you? 175 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,132 Well, yeah, kinda. 176 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:13,262 Did that butter churn just move? 'Cause if it did- 177 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:17,968 What's wrong with us, Homer? Have we lost the spark already? 178 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:21,638 No, no, honey. Maybe this will help. 179 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:25,342 Hey! Look at that! 180 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,043 [Gasps] Oh, good Lord! 181 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,314 - [Gasps] - [Screams] 182 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:32,391 I'm so sorry. I saw everything. 183 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:35,688 [Pants] Oh, my heart's beating like crazy. 184 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,889 Mine too! Just like back in that hayloft. 185 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:43,697 You know, the fear of getting caught is kind of a turn-on. 186 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:47,364 There's that dirty girl I married. 187 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:50,237 Come on. I have a disgusting idea. 188 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,681 [Woman] Oh, it's a donkey. 189 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,376 - Shh. They'll hear us. - They didn't hear us in the sewing room. 190 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,318 [Giggling] 191 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,117 Hmm. 192 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,923 - Whoa! Excellent haul! - But it's all trash. 193 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:14,761 Exactly. Now there's nothing left out there but treasure. 194 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:18,963 - Hello, everybody. - Hey, you're back. Did you "rock the casbah"? 195 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,663 Bart! Yes. 196 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:23,241 Do you know you have your hands in each other's pockets? 197 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,640 It's okay when you're in love... 198 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,772 and married... to the sweetest guy in the world! 199 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:33,477 - Ahhh. Eskimo kiss! - [Both Moaning] 200 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,249 - [Both] Eew. - You guys are sick. 201 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:40,621 You don't think there's anything wrong with what we're doing, do you? 202 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:44,059 I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong. 203 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:49,799 - [Shovel Bangs Object] - [Gasps] This is it, Lise. The mother lode! 204 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:55,268 [Panting, Grunts] 205 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:58,172 [Sighs] 206 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,440 Wow! An alternate ending to Casablanca. 207 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,879 Bart, this could be priceless! 208 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:06,816 Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind of priceless? 209 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,588 Not yet. Wait. Wait. Wait. 210 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,320 Now! 211 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,867 Oh, this is so naughty. 212 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,336 Coming back to our old love nest. 213 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:32,672 It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up. 214 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,838 Oh, we drank so much that night. 215 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:40,009 Yeah. I thought Bart would be born a dimwit! 216 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:43,350 Yeah. 217 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:47,482 Well, this time I'm drunk on love... 218 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,493 and beer. 219 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,722 [Film Rrojector Running] 220 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,859 Here comes "two." 221 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,631 [Beeps] 222 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:05,104 Louis, I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship. 223 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,374 Look out, Rick! He's packir heat! 224 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,874 Good work, Sam. Come on. I'll buy you a falafel. 225 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,511 Not so nearly, “schmarteneimer”! 226 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:22,360 - [Explosion] - Hope you don't mind my dropping in? 227 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:26,192 Not at all, sweet cakes. You know what to do, Sam. 228 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:29,028 229 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:37,338 - [Bell Tolling] - [Crowd Cheering] 230 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,473 Unbelievable. 231 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,480 I'll say. Wasrt it great? 232 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:46,449 And the question mark leaves the door open for a sequel. 233 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:51,012 I've seen that movie 10 times, and I never get tired of that ending. 234 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:55,116 Aye, aye, aye, where did you get this, ya shrunken old hag, ya? 235 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,593 - I'm just a little girl. - [Grunts] 236 00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:00,130 My studio produced Casablanca, all right? 237 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,633 We tried to tack that happy ending on the picture, 'cause back then... 238 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:09,038 well, studio execs, we were- we were just dopes in suits, not like today. 239 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,109 What are you talking about? I loved it. 240 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,678 Ah, you're a sweet old gent to say that. 241 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:16,942 - This should be in a museum. - Look, I'll tell you what. 242 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:21,486 I'll give you 20 bucks to bury this thing again. This one too. 243 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:27,690 Now, the secret to the windmill hole is to- 244 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,421 - Not hit the blades? - Bingo. 245 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,556 [Homer Gasps] 246 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:41,806 Hmm, that's odd. It didn't come out the rear end. 247 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:46,105 Rod, you've got small, girlish hands. Reach in and fish it out. 248 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,646 - A hand! - [Gasps] 249 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:54,310 Ow! Daddy, something attacked me! 250 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,787 Oh, now, Roddy, it's just a stuck ball. I'll get it. 251 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:02,355 Truant ball, eh? [Chuckles] I'll help you. 252 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:06,227 Oh, quit showing off, Seymour. I'll get it. 253 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,857 There is something in there. 254 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,061 [Mrs. Krabappel] Feels like a Hefty Bag full of meat. 255 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,138 We're trapped! 256 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:16,230 Oh, why can't they just play through? 257 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,072 [Rod] No, Daddy, you stick your hand in there and see what it is. 258 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,349 Eh, something's in there, all right. 259 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,387 - Maybe it's presents for all of us. - Well, it could be anything. 260 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,082 - [Sniffing] Smells like a bear. - [All Gasp] 261 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,591 Who cares what it is? Let's monoxide it! 262 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,491 Oh, why are people always trying to kill me? 263 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,121 - We have to get out of here! - [Grunting] 264 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,666 [All Gasping] 265 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,328 - [Screaming] - [Crashing] 266 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:49,806 [All Coughing, Groaning] 267 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,433 [Gasps] It was people! 268 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,104 People soiled our green! 269 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:58,980 And now they're out there somewhere, naked as the day God made them! 270 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:02,247 Boy, I'll tell ya. [Chuckles] They only come out at night. 271 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,254 Or in this case, uh, the daytime. 272 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,381 You've got to catch them! 273 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:10,394 Think of the children. Wort somebody please think of the children! 274 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:14,159 All right, all right. Here you go, boy. Get the scent. 275 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,593 [Whining] 276 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,934 That's a shame. He had one day left till retirement. 277 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,668 [Both Panting] 278 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,819 Okay, come on! 279 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,655 Marge, can we trade? I don't trust these guys. 280 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:46,162 We've gotta get home before someone sees us. 281 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,631 You know, all this danger is kind of a turn- 282 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,134 - [Grunts] - Okay. 283 00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:00,209 [Gasps] Gill! Thank God it's you! You gotta help us! 284 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:04,476 Well, that's what I'm here for. I mean, you're young, successful, you're naked. 285 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,710 You want a car with a radio, right? 286 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:10,880 You kids like music, right, huh? 287 00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:14,049 [Siren Wailing] 288 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:17,617 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't go! Oh, no, not today. 289 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:20,857 Not to Gill. I could taste that sale. I was in the zone. 290 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,436 All right, men, those nudies are here somewhere. Fan out! 291 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,841 Oh, we're surrounded, Marge. Maybe we should give ourselves up. 292 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:39,611 - But think of the scandal. - Yeah, the British tabloids will have a field day. 293 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:42,551 There's only one thing left to do. Grab on to the handles, Marge! 294 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,849 - Got 'em. - [Grunts] 295 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:50,488 Ah, they stole the balloon! I've been living in there! 296 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,962 Well, just, you know, just till things pick up. 297 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:57,627 Oh, Lord, my hot plate. I only had two payments left. 298 00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:00,296 [Homer] Okay, I think I figured this thing out. 299 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:03,704 - [Flame Searing] - You go up and down, but not side to side, or back in time. 300 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,210 [Gasps] Clothes! We're saved! 301 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,941 - Oh, these have pleats. - Just grab 'em! 302 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:15,315 [Gasps] I'm okay, honey. Now listen very carefully. 303 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,912 I want you to pull on the thing... 304 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,686 that's near the other thing. 305 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:24,887 - You mean this thing? - [Screams] 306 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,989 No, that was not the thing. [Groans] 307 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,232 - - Now, let us thank the Lord... 308 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,771 for this magnificent Crystal Cathedral... 309 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:37,239 which allows us to look out... 310 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,311 upon his wondrous creation. 311 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:43,438 - [Flesh Screeching Window] - [Congregation Gasps] 312 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:48,009 Now quickly! Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor. 313 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,918 Eyes on the floor. Still on the floor. 314 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,288 - Oh, my ass! - Always on God's floor. 315 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:57,419 [Moaning] 316 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:02,557 - Hang on, Homie! I'm gonna try to set her down! - Thank you. 317 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:06,035 Wow! A lot of people have pools. 318 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,299 Honey, my shoulders are separating! 319 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,672 Okay, okay, here we go. 320 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,642 [Cheering] 321 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:21,843 Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon! 322 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,650 Marge, uh, can we not land here? 323 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,656 Honey? Baby doll? 324 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,955 - [Groans] - [Announcer] No good! 325 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,659 Don't blame me! 326 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,205 - [Crowd Gasps] - [Man] That's hideous! 327 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:44,105 Why don't you take a picture? It lasts longer! 328 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:46,200 - [Camera Shutters Clicking] - D'oh! 329 00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:49,109 It would have to be camera day. 330 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:52,513 [Cheering, Whistling] 331 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,588 - Wow! - Hey! 332 00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,487 I don't want you reading those awful scandal sheets. 333 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,652 Uh, I was just trying to find Dave Barry's column. 334 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,230 He's great. He pokes fun at life's little foibles. 335 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,334 Kids, I want to explain about the stadium. 336 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,268 You see, sometimes moms and dads... 337 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:16,535 get a little, well, accustomed to each other. 338 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:20,408 - Dads especially. - So they need to explore new ways... 339 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,707 to express their love. 340 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:27,444 Scary ways. But we never intended it to end like that... 341 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:31,784 with thousands of people staring at our naked bodies. 342 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:35,382 All those eyes... just leering and leering at us. 343 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:41,560 - Who's in the mood for miniature golf? - Ooh, I am! 344 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:45,535 [Both Cheering] 345 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:55,111 Huh. They're gonna feel so silly when they realize they forgot us. 346 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,943 347 00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,753 - [Chattering] - Shh! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net